There were only two exciting annual events that occurred in the tiny Wisconsin town (pop. 300) I spent my later-childhood years in: the lighting of a large Christmas tree and the carnival, the latter of which traveled from small town to small town each weekend in the summer. The tree was very nice and all, but the fair was the real fun. I'd beg something like two bucks off my dad or mom each day of the long weekend, and with that bought the most delicious burgers with grilled onions you've ever tasted, cotton candy, root beer floats, and as many rides as I could afford (or stomach) on the Zipper or the Tilt-A-Whirl. If I had any coins left over, I'd sometimes allow myself to be enticed by the shady sour-faced game barkers, who were often kids not that much older than me. It didn't take very many rounds of carnival game-playing to realize that the odds were totally stacked against the fair-goers. This riled my juvenile sense of fair play and justice -- how could they make the basketball hoops smaller than normal??

-- but still thought maybe, just maybe, I could beat them anyway. Everyone thinks this. Billions and billions of dollars are spent at casinos every year, because the kid who once won a giant stuffed panda at the balloon dart game still loves the idea and the rush of beating the odds just once.or twice. The best game, my 5th-grader self thought, was the Ping-Pong Ball/Win A Goldfish Toss. How beautiful it was in comparison with the grimy, faded, peeling-paint booths around it and the grimy, faded, drunken grown-ups trying to win giant stuffed pandas! There, sparkling from the string of old Christmas lights hung overhead, was a little sea of tiny clear glass fishbowls in a tidy square.

Each bowl was filled with Tiffany-blue colored water and a single shimmering goldfish, swimming placidly in its minuscule water world. I was thrilled by the idea that you could actually win an animal at the fair that you could take home and keep! Kids flocked to the game, parents coughing up coins until they ended up with a $20 goldfish, or dragging a crying child away, muttering, ' You're not getting no goddamn fish! But at 11 years old, I was at the fair with my friends, had a couple of quarters left in my jean shorts pocket, and I wanted to win a goldfish. I stood there for a time and analyzed as people came and went, winners and losers. Again, the openings at the top of the fish bowls -- like the damn basketball game! -- were barely bigger than the diameter of the ping-pong ball that you were supposed to toss in a bowl to win a fish.

Most of the time, a shot would bounce off the rim and keep bouncing to the ground. Sometimes the ball would nearly make it, and then bounce out again.

Sometimes the ball got stuck in-between the bowls. The key to winning, I figured, was to select one particular bowl and try to toss the ball just high enough in the air so it would gently come straight down into the bowl, without touching the rim at all, and with not so much force that it would bobble out. I paid the carny. I felt the ping-pong ball with my fingertips. I shut out everything else -- all the noise, the smells, my friends giggling and talking at me and pushing each other, the carny's world-weary fake smile. It was just me, the ball, and that fish. I took my time, relaxed, leaned forward, and let the ball lift out of my hand into the air.

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I knew, in the fraction of a second after the ball left my hand, that it would go into the fish bowl, and remain. Yeh Hai Mera India Animal Planet Mp3 Download. My fish startled at the very unexpected intrusion, and kept his distance from the floating white invader globe. My friends cheered as if I had won the Fishbowl Game Olympics, as I grinned in excitement.

The carny paused to pick up the bowl from the table, removed the ball, and rather unceremoniously dumped the blue water and my fish into a clear plastic baggie, secured the top with a twist-tie, and handed my prize to me with a small cylindrical shaker of fish food flakes. 'Don't feed him too much. Give it clean water not too hot or cold. Congratulations, little lady.' I had a fish now. It was mine, and I had to take care of it. I peered at it in the baggie as it peered back at me, looking wary and skittish.

Saying goodbye to my pals, I started the walk back home past the bumper cars and the beer tent, the red-brick Lutheran church and the '40s yellow-brick ranches, to try to figure out how I was going to tell my folks we got a fish. We got a fish!!' I exclaimed as the baggie and I opened the door to the kitchen. I figured if I looked super-happy and excited, my folks couldn't possibly tell me I couldn't have it. That would be too, too cruel, to be a Winning-Fish-Game Denier, right? Somewhat to my surprise, they were OK with it, and my mom found high up in a cabinet a bigger old fishbowl that once belonged to my grandma.

She carefully tested the water from the kitchen faucet to make sure it was not too hot or cold, as I kept telling her how important the guy said that was. I asked her if we could use some food coloring to make the water blue, and she said she thought that maybe it wasn't the best idea for the fish's health. I so so carefully carried the big fishbowl into my room, planning a trip into town to go to the pet store and buy some plants and a fish house and fish toys for my little guy. He needed a name first, though. I had been very into reading this big black book on Greek mythology, so I started paging through that for ideas. Watching my fish swim up to the top of the water, then down again, then up again, then down again for like ten minutes, I decided I would call him Sisyphus, after the deceitful boulder-roller of the same name.

He had a name; now, I thought, he must be hungry after all that excitement. Without reading the label, I shook a few flakes out onto the top of the water and watched enthralled at Sisyphus darted to the surface and instantly sucked up the little nugs with his teeny little O-mouth. Wow, he is famished, I said to myself, and shook a few more flakes in. He ate them right up again. I was feeling very proud and maternal. As he skirted around the top looking for more, the carny's voice drifted back to me, albeit very, very faintly. 'Don't feed him too much.'

Hey, Sisyphus was a smart fish, I decided. Animals don't eat unless they are hungry, right? If the little guy is hungry, it would be WRONG if I withheld food, right? He might die from hunger! Who knew when that fair reprobate fed him last, right?

For the third time, I shook the fish food into the fishbowl, but this time a whole big pile of food plopped out and just about covered the entire surface of the water. Sisyphus went mental, sucking up the flakes like a tiny orange vacuum cleaner. He.he was real darn hungry, apparently.

I set my mild worries and the carny's warning aside, feeling very sure that when the fish was full, he'd stop eating and could eat the remaining food whenever he felt like a nosh. When I woke up the next morning, I saw my dear doomed Sisyphus floating at the top of the bowl, surrounded by fish food, dead as dead could be. Guilt, sadness, and then panic set in.

I couldn't bear losing my fish baby AND suffer hearing from my family how it was all my fault. I quietly picked up the sloshy bowl, took it to the bathroom, and poured poor Sisyphus from the fishbowl into the toilet bowl, crying fat silent tears. I refilled the bowl with clean water from the bathroom sink, then tip-toed back with it into my room. I sat on the edge of my bed for a moment and looked at the fish-less fishbowl, feeling very bad indeed. But it was time for the show. I wailed, as I ran down the hallway from my bedroom into the kitchen, where my mother was cooking a breakfast of bacon, toast, scrambled eggs, and coffee.

My father peered over the front page of the Sunday Milwaukee Journal, heavy brows furrowed. THE CAT ATE THE FISH! KOOBY ATE MY SISYPHUS!!' I burst into wracking sobs as my confused parents made sympathetic noises, and probably rolled their eyes at each other. The moral of this story is that you can definitely kill someone with kindness, but it might make for a pretty good story 40 years later. 'Hi Marianne, I'm the sax player on this cut and I've been enjoying this wonderful video collage that you put together for months. I consider it quite an honor that you chose Illinois Jacquet to represent me not that I would compare my playing to his in any way, but Jacquet was a real soul-cat.

Keith Gordon, Co-Star & WM BFF, 'Winnebago Man' (July 11, 2010, via Facebook): Without doubt, the BEST and only original music with 'Bago bytes remix ever done. So this is what I get to hear swirling around in my head for the next few days?

Welcome aboard; I'm delighted!' Joel Heller, Producer, 'Winnebago Man' (July 11, 2010, via Facebook): 'We love your song Marianne.' Ira Robbins, Trouser Press (March 20, 2010, via Facebook): 'great piece of writing. I liked the film better and the band less, but no matter.

This is top-notch cultural criticism. Give this woman a job!' Chris Walter (Feb.

15, 2010, via Diarrhea Island): 'Nice piece, thank you. And thanks to Graham. I think all the photographers had a great time up there, it is an excellent book and exhibition.

Thanks Chris' Graham Nash (Feb. 8, 2010, via Diarrhea Island): 'Thanks so much for your very perceptive review of the show at the EMP. Let's not forget to give thanks to Paul Allen and the people of Seattle for supporting the arts. Again, well done.' John Cleese (Nov. 4, 2009, via Facebook): 'Nice review of the show by a real person.' 28, 2009, via Twitter): 'Listen, honey, if you weren't a chick you would so be smote right now.'

So you guys have been so so soooo helpful and i haven't gotten a chance to really introduce myself. Since you really aren't supposed to tell people personal information I'm going to tell you about how i got into fish keeping.

I had wanted a fish for a very long time (maybe even 3 years) when i finally took matters into my own hands. My dad kept saying no but one day i went to a carnival with my friend and they had one of those win a. I couldn't believe they were actually letting kids throw balls at a tiny glass tank FILLED with goldfish.

Even though i had absolutely nothing at home to put the fish in or feed the fish i just knew i had to save one. THe game wasn't that hard to win (even worse!) and i soon had freddie the goldfish. The first couple of days were hard.

My parents claimed they were too busy to take me to the pet store and they probably were. I had no, food or tank.

I put freddie in a tiny plastic container and tried feeding him little bits of peas like a website recommended. I changed the water every night by boiling it and then swishing it around to get oxygen into it. I was worried freddie wouldn't make it to my weekend run, but he did. I didn't know anything about fish and when i finally went to the LFS i came home with a 1.5 gallon tank and a tiny filter (Per local employee recommendations).

Freddie kept growing and didn't stop in his new tank. Pretty soon i was changing the water everyday and when i would come home from school the water would be murky again.

I knew this setup wouldn't last forever. I called my friend who had an outdoor 55 gallon pound. She had a few goldfish and some and said shed be happy to take him. She asked me if i was done with fish keeping and i said ABSOLUTELY not. She then told me that she had a and didn't want him anymore.

SHe asked if i wanted him. I said OF COURSE So the fish flop began (as we called it) and I'm happy to say freddie has grown LOTS and is still seen swimming happily around in his new habitat. THe same cannot be said for marvin (the betta). I kept marvin alive for about a year and a half and loved him very much. He was already three years old when i had acquired him.

One day after a full tank cleaning he had a heart attack (or at least looked like it, it was probably something i did ). After he died i decided to get my ten gallon, which is up and running and looking good thanks to everyone who helped me on this website THANKS SO MUCH GUYS!! And for all you dog and fish lovers i have a (almost) 3 year old Cavachon named Annabelle. (Clavier king charles and Bichon mix ) She makes me smile when nobody else can. So you guys have been so so soooo helpful and i haven't gotten a chance to really introduce myself.

Since you really aren't supposed to tell people personal information I'm going to tell you about how i got into fish keeping. I had wanted a fish for a very long time (maybe even 3 years) when i finally took matters into my own hands. My dad kept saying no but one day i went to a carnival with my friend and they had one of those win a goldfish games.

I couldn't believe they were actually letting kids throw balls at a tiny glass tank FILLED with goldfish. Even though i had absolutely nothing at home to put the fish in or feed the fish i just knew i had to save one. THe game wasn't that hard to win (even worse!) and i soon had freddie the goldfish. The first couple of days were hard. My parents claimed they were too busy to take me to the pet store and they probably were.

I had no water conditioner, food or tank. I put freddie in a tiny plastic container and tried feeding him little bits of peas like a website recommended. I changed the water every night by boiling it and then swishing it around to get oxygen into it. I was worried freddie wouldn't make it to my weekend LFS run, but he did. I didn't know anything about fish and when i finally went to the LFS i came home with a 1.5 gallon tank and a tiny filter (Per local employee recommendations).

Freddie kept growing and didn't stop in his new tank. Pretty soon i was changing the water everyday and when i would come home from school the water would be murky again. I knew this setup wouldn't last forever. I called my friend who had an outdoor 55 gallon pound. She had a few goldfish and some koi and said shed be happy to take him. She asked me if i was done with fish keeping and i said ABSOLUTELY not. She then told me that she had a betta and didn't want him anymore.

SHe asked if i wanted him. I said OF COURSE So the fish flop began (as we called it) and I'm happy to say freddie has grown LOTS and is still seen swimming happily around in his new habitat. THe same cannot be said for marvin (the betta).

I kept marvin alive for about a year and a half and loved him very much. He was already three years old when i had acquired him. One day after a full tank cleaning he had a heart attack (or at least looked like it, it was probably something i did ).

Things 2 Mac Keygen Generator more. After he died i decided to get my ten gallon, which is up and running and looking good thanks to everyone who helped me on this website THANKS SO MUCH GUYS!! And for all you dog and fish lovers i have a (almost) 3 year old Cavachon named Annabelle. (Clavier king charles and Bichon mix ) She makes me smile when nobody else can.